precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

(via phobias)

hurleysxvx:

"thanks to mark hoppus for being my dad" 

(via gay-bot)

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via phobias)

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via orgasm)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via phobias)