when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
"thanks to mark hoppus for being my dad"
sext: that looks infected
im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field